This guy is my new favorite author
Big Daddy Drew is a contributor to one of my favorite blogs, ‘Kissing Suzy Kolber’ (see link on the left side of page–I don’t feel like linking it here). He also comments on the sports blog, ‘Deadspin.’ And if I’m not mistaken, he is the genius behind last year’s series involving the antics of the Sex Cannon, aka Rex Grossman. If you haven’t read these pieces before, stop what you are doing immediately, go to KSK, search for these articles, and prepare to have a fantastic four minutes. Or longer, if you’re somewhat illiterate.
This season he has been contributing a weekly NFL piece called something like ‘Big Daddy Drew’s Dick Joke Jambaroo’ or some shit. Anyway, its fucking hilarious. Read the most recent one here. Search Deadspin for the other four Jambaroos if you like that one. If you don’t like it, swallow some pills with a quart of Gordon’s Gin because I don’t want to be friends with you and you do not deserve to breathe air anymore.