BREAKING NEWS: Bears Continue to Astound With Its Receiving Corps
ESPN Radio 1000 here in Chicago is announcing that the Bears have locked up wide receiver Brandon Lloyd to a one-year deal.
Despite having two more receptions than me in the NFL last season, Lloyd will enter training camp as the Bears number two receiver. A graduate of the college football powerhouse Illini, Lloyd had two ‘eh’ seasons in San Francisco before signing a deal with the Redskins before 2006. With the Hogs, Lloyd caught 25 balls for 379 yards and 0 touchdowns in two seasons.
Lloyd has shown the ability to make some ridiculous catches and has decent speed, so perhaps he realizes some of his potential in 2008 and has a decent campaign in a contract year. Or maybe he sucks. One thing is for certain…….Bears opponents are quaking in their boots at the thoughts of facing the aerial attack of Grossman/Orton to Booker/Lloyd/Hester/Bradley.
Someone get me a puke bucket.