I don’t know if people are going to love this week’s choice, but its my blog, so I’ll choose who I want. (I would like to reiterate that I will listen to all suggestions in the comments or at firstname.lastname@example.org).
So I decided to go with Avril Lavigne. Is she a poser? Yes. Do 75 percent of the things that come out of her mouth make her sound like a complete idiot? Probably. Is she married to a total doofus? I believe so. And finally, does her music stink like hot garbage? Most assuredly, it does.
But she has a hell of a body. So here ya go:
A few observations: One, while searching for photos of Avril, I must of seen about 250 with her extending her middle finger. And its not the same picture over and over again. Its like her go-to pose. What a dork; Two, the search also produced a screen cap from a supposed Avril sex tape. Since I never heard of an Avril sex tape, I’m pretty sure its not her. But the least I could do for my readers is link to this screen cap here. (NSFW, obviously).
I like to look at the picture and pretend it actually is Avril. Thats fun for me. Whats not fun? My co-workers discovering me jerking off at my cubicle. I told you guys to get me an office.