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Daily White Sox Review

April 1, 2008


I’m going to try to write a little something for each and every White Sox game the next day; this is probably impossible, especially on the weekends. Also, if the Sox suck, I reserve the right to quit this exercise as soon as possible. But I’m going to try, and I will also see if I can include a banner pic to grab your attention.

March 31, 2008–Cleveland 10, White Sox 8
The Good: Well, Jim Thome hit two home runs, so thats good. The Sox came back from a 7-2 deficit and might have taken the lead were it not for two, possibly three, horrible calls by the umpires during the game, highlighted by a call in the 7th inning at home plate which I thought was going to kill Hawk Harrelson. So unlike last year, at least this team shows signs of not automatically quitting after down early. Nick Massett did well in long relief.

The Bad: Mark Buehrle gave up 7 runs in just over an inning, so his ERA is pretty high at this point. Juan Uribe fucked up a double play at second base in the Indians’ huge second inning which might have ended their threat. Uribe stayed consistent in his pursuit of becoming the first White Sox player assassinated during a home game by also striking out three times. Perhaps the most disappointing was the craptacular performance by Octavio Dotel, the Sox supposed 7th or 8th inning guy this year. He gave up three runs, took the loss, and looked very, very hittable.

Final thought: Eh, what are you gonna do? Sure, it would have been better if they pulled it out, but at least the season has started. If this game happens in August during a tight pennant race, I might write 20,000 words on it.

Fucking a….I’m bored

February 12, 2008

So, since the Super Bowl on February 3, I haven’t watched much sports. Outside of the Pro Bowl and a few decent NBA and college basketball games, there hasn’t been much on. I’m not a hockey guy, and while the sliced neck of a Richard Zednik was pretty grizzly and interesting, its not enough to get me to watch the fucking Blackhawks.

In the past, when I haven’t written anything in a few days, I have found that a solid way to push through a barren period for ideas is to just post pictures of hot women. Who doesn’t like hot women? Even heterosexual women like looking at a picture of a hot woman, if only for the opportunity to rip her apart. “Oh, look at her ankles” or “She’s only pretty because she has a team of makeup people working on her.” Yes, thats why Marisa Miller (NSFW) is hot. The makeup.

So, it was announced yesterday that our dear Ms. Marisa was honored with the cover of this year’s Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue. And, by today, every picture from said issue was plastered all over the internet, meaning that no one between the ages of 12 and 50 with a brain will pay for the damn thing. (I love the interwebs and the Ebays). And I made a discovery: Brooklyn Decker.

So, a special Wednesday Hot Chick, with the newly-discovered (by me) Brooklyn:

*–Your shorts are falling down, sweetie.
*–She’s giving me attitude, here.
*–Here she is with Marisa and…..what? Seriously?