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Friday Hot Chick

April 10, 2008

Nobody reads the words.

Here’s this week’s FHC: Josie Maran.

No words needed.
She dated David Blaine.
–You might want to get a new bra. I can see right through this one.
–I like it when they are kind of pushed together.
–I want to put vodka in that. (Her cleavage, not the drink)
–I think this is a real nude; if its fake, its well done. (NSFW)

Friday Hot Chick–On Saturday

April 5, 2008

Apparently, Craig thought the Daily White Sox Review and its banner pic were the only FHC for the week. He was wrong. I just forgot to post one yesterday.

So, to make up for it, here are another of my five favorite porn stars (NSFW, by the way):

Ashlynn Brooke
Bree Olson
Gianna
Olivia O’Lovely
Georgia Peach

You know better than to doubt me, Graig.

Friday Hot Chick

March 27, 2008

So, here is what I need. Its currently 736pm. I need Xavier to cover, they are getting a point and currently leading by four. I need the UNC–Washington State game to go over 142 (not going to happen). But, if UNC can just cover the 1 point 2nd half spread, that over/under investment wouldn’t be as important.

What else do I need? This week’s Friday Hot Chick, Keeley Hazell, to never wear a shirt.

Goodness.
–Her team is going to give up a lot of goals.
–I’d be willing to wait a month for this.
–Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, she’s something.
–Why even waste time with non-nude pics? (NSFW)
–Also, you might of heard, that Keeley had a sex tape released a while back. Here she is blowing the dude in the movie. Here is a collage of screen caps from the tape (be careful of the penis).

Friday Hot Chick (Now Posted on Thursday Nights?)

March 20, 2008

So, my company implemented the Barracuda internet filter this week, perhaps solely because of my daily internet usage (which was probably between 4 and 7 hours a day). So now, instead of surfing between other sports blogs (Deadspin, With Leather, Kissing Suzy Kolber, Awful Announcing, etc.), celebrity gossip sites (WWTDD, idontlikeyouinthatway, egotastic, idontknowmuch, etc.), general humor sites (Cracked, Gorilla Mask, College Humor), and the other standbys (ESPN, MySpace, Hotmail)…….I have to do actual work. Or stare at the hot chick in the office. (Seriously….she’s a brunette Erin Andrews with a prettier face and a ridiculous body. Just fantastic.)

Anyway, this means that the higher-ups are obviously checking out what the piss-ons are doing online. So conducting an image search for “Lacey Chabert + tits” isn’t too smart. Therefore, FHC will be posted on Thursday night from now on.

I’m very proud of myself for this week’s selection, Michelle Lombardo. I first noticed Michelle when she played a bit part on ‘Entourage’. Apparently she won some modeling contest, appeared in Sports Illustrated’s swimsuit issue, and has a few movies coming out. It really doesn’t matter……she’s ridiculously hot.

Pull those down.
They’re real…..
–….and they’re spectacular
–Usually I don’t do basic face pictures, but….
Damn
–Not until you’re finished with your dusting

Friday Hot Chicks: Hot Asses Edition

March 14, 2008

“When I think of asses, a woman’s ass, something comes out of me.”–Vincent Hanna, ‘Heat’

Me too, Vince. Today’s FHC is dedicated to those women around the world with nice, round asses.  And to the ones with cute, little bubble butts. I like ’em all.

**–Mayra Veronica
**–Vida Guerra
**–Kim Kardashian
**–Sophia Castello (NSFW)
**–Kate Hudson
**–Old School Jennifer Lopez
**–Kate Beckinsale
**–Jessica Biel

I’m sure I missed some. I could of put up about 20 more porn stars with nice asses, but I don’t want to attract the wrong element* to this fine, upstanding website.

(*–This refers to the feds; not perverts–those are my people.)

Friday Hot Chick

March 7, 2008

I don’t know if people are going to love this week’s choice, but its my blog, so I’ll choose who I want. (I would like to reiterate that I will listen to all suggestions in the comments or at hhy@nowwatchmejock.com).

So I decided to go with Avril Lavigne. Is she a poser? Yes. Do 75 percent of the things that come out of her mouth make her sound like a complete idiot? Probably. Is she married to a total doofus? I believe so. And finally, does her music stink like hot garbage? Most assuredly, it does.

But she has a hell of a body. So here ya go:

Nice legs.
Surprisingly nice cans.
–Like the stockings.
–Hate the hair. Hate the dress. Hate the makeup. Love the young, perky rack.
–Its really all about the cans with this chick.

A few observations: One, while searching for photos of Avril, I must of seen about 250 with her extending her middle finger. And its not the same picture over and over again. Its like her go-to pose. What a dork; Two, the search also produced a screen cap from a supposed Avril sex tape. Since I never heard of an Avril sex tape, I’m pretty sure its not her. But the least I could do for my readers is link to this screen cap here. (NSFW, obviously).

I like to look at the picture and pretend it actually is Avril. Thats fun for me. Whats not fun? My co-workers discovering me jerking off at my cubicle. I told you guys to get me an office.

Friday Hot Chick

February 29, 2008

My blog partner suggested Susannah Murray, a cast member of the Austrailian version of Big Brother. While Susannah is definitely hot, there is really only a few pictures of her available. You can see those pics at Horny Oyster.

So, to celebrate her recent release from rehab, I have decided to go with Eva Mendes. I put Eva in my top 20 a few months ago, and while I think Roselyn Sanchez, Sofia Vergara, and Mayra Veronica are hotter, Eva is plenty good enough for the FHC.

**–Theres a hole in your shirt, Eva.
**–No words.
**–This picture hurts my neck.
**–Hi sweetie.
**–Hot?…..yes. But Hitch sucked ass.
**–And a NSFW screen cap from a good movie, Training Day.

As always, if you have a suggestion for FHC, throw them at me. If the suggestion doesn’t suck and there are enough pictures out there of the lady, I’ll use the nomination.