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AFC West

August 28, 2007

The AFC West is basically cut in half. The San Diego Chargers and Denver Broncos are clearly the class of the division and will battle for the top spot not only in the West but also in the AFC. Meanwhile, Kansas City’s Chiefs will be happy to win 6 games or an Emmy for HBO’s ‘Hard Knocks’, while the Oakland Raiders look to set the record for an abysmal offense paired with a terrific defense, previously set by the Illinois Fighting Illini of the early-90s. (See, that reference is horrible. First of all, who remembers how bad the Illini’s offense was back then? Also, why compare U of I’s squad from 20 years ago to the Raiders of today? I suck.)

Anyway, here is how I see the division breaking down:

–Denver Broncos: It seems like everyone and their momma likes the Super Chargers to win the West, which means I have to go against the grain and pick the Broncos. (more…)

AFC East

August 28, 2007

The AFC East has two great defenses and one great quarterback so I think New England will take the Division but look for the Dolphins D to carry them to double-digit wins. Bill “My other hoody is in the dryer” Bilechick will guide Baby Daddy Brady to the playoffs and a lot further but we will wait for my predictions on that.


AFC South

August 25, 2007

OK no bad southern accents for y’all this time. Alright – I’m done for serious this time. The AFC South is definitely on its way up with the reigning champs in Indy, Vince Young, the big defense of Jacksonville and the Texans are slowly putting together a team worth looking at every once in a while well at least reading the score on the ticker.

Indianapolis Colts
I think this Peyton Manning guy is pretty good and apparently Marvin Harrison can get his hands on a few balls for touchdowns. (more…)

AFC North

August 24, 2007

I think the AFC North is the best division in football. Three of the four teams are legitimate contenders for the division title, and all four teams are talented. (Yes, even the Browns). From top to bottom, this division is the most competitive.

There are also a good amount of contrasting styles in this division. Cincinnati is the home to a high-flying offense and a number of felons. (more…)

NFC South Preview

August 24, 2007

Alright y’all lets get some jumbalaya, barbeque your ribs and do whatever you do to colligreens. Its time for some good ole southen cookin and lets preview the NFC South. Which is really just a division of two teams this year.

New Orleans Saints
The N’arlans Saints arent gonna run through the NFC with the same ease (more…)

NFC East

August 23, 2007

I hate east coast teams. Well, not really the teams. The players don’t really bother me. Its the media coverage and the insane ‘we come first’ attitude of the fans of the teams that get to me. Yankee and Red Sox fans both suck dick. Thats right. Guess what, Beantowners? To everyone else in America, you and that guy from the Bronx that you hate–you’re indistinguishable. (more…)

NFC West Preview

August 22, 2007

First off I want to confirm the rumors going around – I am a Rams season ticket holder and I will be as fair as possible in this review. In fact, I picked them second in the division.

The Seattle Seahawks
Seattle will win this division (more…)

NFC North preview

August 22, 2007

As a Bears fan, I have become way too overconfident. Winning the NFC North the past few years has seemed like a mere formailty, and the 6 games a year against Green Bay, Detroit, and Minnesota all seem like sure wins (unless the game is being played on New Years Eve and Rex has to par-tay that night).

But in recent years, I’ve learned that the NFL is nothing if not surprising. (more…)