I don’t know if people are going to love this week’s choice, but its my blog, so I’ll choose who I want. (I would like to reiterate that I will listen to all suggestions in the comments or at hhy@nowwatchmejock.com).
So I decided to go with Avril Lavigne. Is she a poser? Yes. Do 75 percent of the things that come out of her mouth make her sound like a complete idiot? Probably. Is she married to a total doofus? I believe so. And finally, does her music stink like hot garbage? Most assuredly, it does.
But she has a hell of a body. So here ya go:
—Nice legs.
—Surprisingly nice cans.
–Like the stockings.
–Hate the hair. Hate the dress. Hate the makeup. Love the young, perky rack.
–Its really all about the cans with this chick.
A few observations: One, while searching for photos of Avril, I must of seen about 250 with her extending her middle finger. And its not the same picture over and over again. Its like her go-to pose. What a dork; Two, the search also produced a screen cap from a supposed Avril sex tape. Since I never heard of an Avril sex tape, I’m pretty sure its not her. But the least I could do for my readers is link to this screen cap here. (NSFW, obviously).
I like to look at the picture and pretend it actually is Avril. Thats fun for me. Whats not fun? My co-workers discovering me jerking off at my cubicle. I told you guys to get me an office.
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