I really didn’t have any idea who I would pick today. I originally thought about Kim Kardashian, but I wasn’t in the mood for a girl who had been peed on while being simultaneously filmed. Maybe next week. So I decided to relent and give the little brother his request: Olivia Munn.
Olivia does some shit for some network I have never watched. She’s pretty hot, I suppose. Apparently she’s described as “funny” and “a guy’s girl.” I’ve always thought a “guy’s girl” is one with tits and/or a decent ass. But what do I know.
Anyway, I started to search for pictures of Olivia, and I found out some things. First, she isn’t that hot. She’s got a girl-next-door thing going on, but she’s no better than a ‘7’. Secondly, when you do a search for Olivia, you have to dig really, really deep for 5-6 decent pictures of her. There are some screen caps of her licking a console, or deep throating a banana, but thats about it.
So, I say ‘fuck you, little brother’. Instead, I go with ex-Guess supermodel and one of the most underrated hot chicks of all time, Kim Smith.
**–Turn around, you.
**–I love the white lingerie.
**–Its like ‘Multiplicity‘.
**–Someone off-camera told a joke.
**–You guys know I was gonna show you the ass.
**–And one to grow on.