Posted tagged ‘FHC’

Friday Hot Chick

April 10, 2008

Nobody reads the words.

Here’s this week’s FHC: Josie Maran.

No words needed.
She dated David Blaine.
–You might want to get a new bra. I can see right through this one.
–I like it when they are kind of pushed together.
–I want to put vodka in that. (Her cleavage, not the drink)
–I think this is a real nude; if its fake, its well done. (NSFW)

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Friday Hot Chick–On Saturday

April 5, 2008

Apparently, Craig thought the Daily White Sox Review and its banner pic were the only FHC for the week. He was wrong. I just forgot to post one yesterday.

So, to make up for it, here are another of my five favorite porn stars (NSFW, by the way):

Ashlynn Brooke
Bree Olson
Gianna
Olivia O’Lovely
Georgia Peach

You know better than to doubt me, Graig.

Friday Hot Chick

March 27, 2008

So, here is what I need. Its currently 736pm. I need Xavier to cover, they are getting a point and currently leading by four. I need the UNC–Washington State game to go over 142 (not going to happen). But, if UNC can just cover the 1 point 2nd half spread, that over/under investment wouldn’t be as important.

What else do I need? This week’s Friday Hot Chick, Keeley Hazell, to never wear a shirt.

Goodness.
–Her team is going to give up a lot of goals.
–I’d be willing to wait a month for this.
–Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, she’s something.
–Why even waste time with non-nude pics? (NSFW)
–Also, you might of heard, that Keeley had a sex tape released a while back. Here she is blowing the dude in the movie. Here is a collage of screen caps from the tape (be careful of the penis).

Friday Hot Chick

March 7, 2008

I don’t know if people are going to love this week’s choice, but its my blog, so I’ll choose who I want. (I would like to reiterate that I will listen to all suggestions in the comments or at hhy@nowwatchmejock.com).

So I decided to go with Avril Lavigne. Is she a poser? Yes. Do 75 percent of the things that come out of her mouth make her sound like a complete idiot? Probably. Is she married to a total doofus? I believe so. And finally, does her music stink like hot garbage? Most assuredly, it does.

But she has a hell of a body. So here ya go:

Nice legs.
Surprisingly nice cans.
–Like the stockings.
–Hate the hair. Hate the dress. Hate the makeup. Love the young, perky rack.
–Its really all about the cans with this chick.

A few observations: One, while searching for photos of Avril, I must of seen about 250 with her extending her middle finger. And its not the same picture over and over again. Its like her go-to pose. What a dork; Two, the search also produced a screen cap from a supposed Avril sex tape. Since I never heard of an Avril sex tape, I’m pretty sure its not her. But the least I could do for my readers is link to this screen cap here. (NSFW, obviously).

I like to look at the picture and pretend it actually is Avril. Thats fun for me. Whats not fun? My co-workers discovering me jerking off at my cubicle. I told you guys to get me an office.

Friday Hot Chick

February 15, 2008

I really didn’t have any idea who I would pick today. I originally thought about Kim Kardashian, but I wasn’t in the mood for a girl who had been peed on while being simultaneously filmed. Maybe next week. So I decided to relent and give the little brother his request: Olivia Munn.

Olivia does some shit for some network I have never watched. She’s pretty hot, I suppose. Apparently she’s described as “funny” and “a guy’s girl.” I’ve always thought a “guy’s girl” is one with tits and/or a decent ass. But what do I know.

Anyway, I started to search for pictures of Olivia, and I found out some things. First, she isn’t that hot. She’s got a girl-next-door thing going on, but she’s no better than a ‘7’. Secondly, when you do a search for Olivia, you have to dig really, really deep for 5-6 decent pictures of her. There are some screen caps of her licking a console, or deep throating a banana, but thats about it.

So, I say ‘fuck you, little brother’. Instead, I go with ex-Guess supermodel and one of the most underrated hot chicks of all time, Kim Smith.

**–Turn around, you.
**–I love the white lingerie.
**–Its like ‘Multiplicity‘.
**–Someone off-camera told a joke.
**–You guys know I was gonna show you the ass.
**–And one to grow on.

Friday Hot Chick

February 8, 2008

I’m gonna go with Rachel Bilson this week. Rachel was on ‘The O.C.’ I never watched that show when it was on, but in the last year or so I’ve caught some of the reruns on the weekends on some Soap Opera channel (I like to watch the old 90210s from back in the day). Basically, ‘The O.C’ is a 2000s version of 90210, including the bad boy outsider who surfs and has issues and a heart of gold (Dylan McKay/Ryan).

Anyway, everyone who watched that show made such a big deal about Micha Barton, but I never got it. She’s OK, I guess. But Rachel was the hot one, in my opinion. I then saw her in ‘The Last Kiss’, an absolutely brutal movie with J.D. from ‘Scrubs’ and the chick from ‘Real World.’ It was then that I decided that Rachel would be this week’s hot chick.

My brother wanted this week’s FHC to be Olivia Munn, but as the big brother, it is my job to ruin his hopes and dreams, no matter how small or insignificant. Mission accomplished, again.

**–Its like a sauna in here.
**–She’s almost too pretty to be a FHC.
**–She’s very aware of her sex appeal, apparently.
**–Don’t jump!
**–She looks like a sexy gypsy.
**–Thanks Fox.