ITS BRITNEY, BITCH!
Seriously. It is. But please note that none of these pictures are recent. Present day Britney is less attractive than 95 percent of the girls EOS and I banged in college, and we were pigs back then. I mean, we’re pigs now, but we’re pigs in long-term, monogomous relationships.
Anyway, I wasn’t a big Britney fan when she first blew up. I thought her eyes were too far apart, and she was too young. Then around the time of ‘I’m a Slave for You’ and ‘Toxic’, I started to come around.
So here we go. Happy Holidays to all.
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Turn around. Wait….don’t.
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It doesn’t even look like the same girl.
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Yes, she’s of age in this picture. Not by much, tho.
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I think she peaked right about here.
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Nice pearl necklace.
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Come back, Britney. We miss you.
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